Poetry Forum

A man went into a bar dressed as a rabbit and the rabbit behind the bar said “sorry no rabbits allowed” and the man said “but you’re a rabbit” and the rabbit said “no im not im just dressed like one.” And the man said “well me too” and the rabbit said “what you doing coming in here dressed like a rabbit when rabbits aren’t allowed?” and the man said “but you’re a rabbit” and the rabbit said “no I told you im just dressed like one” and it went on like that for a bit. Until the man said “you know there’s only one way to tell who’s the rabbit and who’s not” and the rabbit said “what?” and the man said