The "Rich" Earth

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Travis
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Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:55 pm

CalebMurdock wrote: Black people often take an instant disliking to me...
Nash wrote: Not just black people, believe me.
Yeah, I was gonna say, he left out white people, reds, yellows, albinos, little green men, purple people eaters, Martians, Zeta Reticulans, Reptilians, Cardassians, fish, plankton, cetaceans, Klingons, Vulcans, architects, American Presidents, journalists, potatoes, gorillas, infants, seniors, icebergs, earthworms, sandworms, actors, Jews, Sunnis, giant space amoebas, orcs, elves, seagulls, beetles, superheroes, carpenters, messiahs, prophets, psychics, volcanoes (volcanoes hate him), exoplanets, Kuiper belt objects, icicles, Popsicles, twigs, Cylons, vampires, Newfoundlanders, Labrador Retrievers, pine cones, badgers, amethysts, oven mitts, chicken nuggets, watermelons, farmers, Batman villains, racecar drivers, Microsoft employees, personal trainers, comedians, Jedi, Californians, mice, capybaras, chupacabras, wooly mammoths, bobsledders, Jamaicans, Rastafarians, pagan gods, leprechauns, hockey players, baseballs, tennis shoes, Looney Tunes characters, mushrooms, cow patties, cheeseburgers, cats, NRA members, NBA players, billionaires, bums, antacid tablets, grains of rice, Navy SEALs, relatives of Charlie Sheen, bass players from 80s hair metal bands, alcoholics, teetotalers, fans of stoner rock, sharks, fossils, pebbles, beach rocks, rock walls, galvanized nails, artesian wells, French drains, freedom fries, flat top screwdrivers, evergreen trees, lily pads, neutrinos, ninjas, Elvis impersonators, word processors, calculators, giant squid, bumblebees, flatfish, druids, goats, toilets, urinal cakes, bald eagles, pancakes, pennies, dimes, joints, cigarettes, beer bottles, OTC pain meds, gynecologists, Catholic priests, dictators, hitchhikers, actors in Orbit gum commercials, and dish towels.

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Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:59 am

Ha ha! Yes, he was a tosser.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:35 am

And this isn't helpful.

ros
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