XXX
Kim
Parallel Universe
-
juliadebeauvoir
- Perspicacious Poster
- Posts: 2083
- Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:42 am
- Location: East of Eden
OK, if you could pick any parallel universe what would your life look like?
XXX
Kim
XXX
Kim
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
-
ray miller
- Perspicacious Poster
- Posts: 7429
- Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:23 am
I almost believed there was going to be a catalogue to choose from, which you'd highlight for us.
I'd inhabit a planet much less densely populated than this one. I've a list, if anyone's interested, of those I deem to be dispensable.There would be no dogs, flies or anything that stings.Pain would be limited to that which is necessary to survival. It's starting to sound like you'd need a God to sort things out, isn't it? Well, I'd do that job in my spare time when I wasn't being the best footballer on the planet. Football would be compulsory, by the way, like Religious Education.I'd have skies that were more colourful and the sun would look like a patchwork quilt.
I'd inhabit a planet much less densely populated than this one. I've a list, if anyone's interested, of those I deem to be dispensable.There would be no dogs, flies or anything that stings.Pain would be limited to that which is necessary to survival. It's starting to sound like you'd need a God to sort things out, isn't it? Well, I'd do that job in my spare time when I wasn't being the best footballer on the planet. Football would be compulsory, by the way, like Religious Education.I'd have skies that were more colourful and the sun would look like a patchwork quilt.
I'm out of faith and in my cups
I contemplate such bitter stuff.
I contemplate such bitter stuff.
-
nar
- Preponderant Poster
- Posts: 903
- Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:57 pm
- antispam: no
- Location: Central Scotland
For me, one main point of living in a parallel (PU) would be to be able to look back at my original universe (OU) and gloat.
A given here, is the Life Sucks (LS) axiom. Given the LS axiom, the Cynical Bastard (CB) co-effiecient requires quanitification.
Furthermore, persistent memory (PM) is vital.
Nonetheless, the most foreceful fator is is the GiG (Grass is Greener) multiplier. The value of this may vary from 0 (n0n-null) to veryfuckinglarge given any specific individual.
So, it remains to be seen if the shape of the PU can be hypothesesised.
However, it's Magneticism to the individual Human (MtH) can be defined thus:
MtH [PU] ~ (OU^-CB/2) - PM(GiG/CB*LS^-1)
FWIW, my MtH rating is 0.83. But, I've just had a baby.
- Neil
A given here, is the Life Sucks (LS) axiom. Given the LS axiom, the Cynical Bastard (CB) co-effiecient requires quanitification.
Furthermore, persistent memory (PM) is vital.
Nonetheless, the most foreceful fator is is the GiG (Grass is Greener) multiplier. The value of this may vary from 0 (n0n-null) to veryfuckinglarge given any specific individual.
So, it remains to be seen if the shape of the PU can be hypothesesised.
However, it's Magneticism to the individual Human (MtH) can be defined thus:
MtH [PU] ~ (OU^-CB/2) - PM(GiG/CB*LS^-1)
FWIW, my MtH rating is 0.83. But, I've just had a baby.
- Neil
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Bertrand Russell)
Sailing a 4marsted windjammer through the transcontinental universe
with your lover at the helm sailing into the rings of Saturn them left into
the star forming nebula beyond the heliosphere, while your mum dose the washing,
cannot go anywhere without your mum, her cooking, washing, plus a bottle of murchrome
and grandma because she makes the best custard tarts.these parallel universes are nothing
unless you can take your mum,
Joy two moons
with your lover at the helm sailing into the rings of Saturn them left into
the star forming nebula beyond the heliosphere, while your mum dose the washing,
cannot go anywhere without your mum, her cooking, washing, plus a bottle of murchrome
and grandma because she makes the best custard tarts.these parallel universes are nothing
unless you can take your mum,
Joy two moons