took tea with the grizzled old
Conserve-a-Pig
who once lived in
the Thatch cottage close to
Westminstrough
Then
Big Brown wolf held a Conference:
He wore his sheepskin
and
he huffed and puffed his horn
at the Little Kids
But
Little boy Blueblood said
"Look at that big Brown sheep -
he is a wolf in a sheepskin
and
he stole my horn"
Then
one of the the kids said:
"Fuck me - he's right.
Give him back his horn, you fat bastard
and piss off to the Pigs."
Then Blueblood said:
"Little kids do you like my new suit of red clothes?"
But they laughed:
"You are not wearing any clothes at all"
And then PC Plod arrested him.
So
Blueblood could never live
happily ever after
in the Thatch cottage
because he had a criminal record.
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